Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Human Barbarian Soldier Set: Multiverse Legends Type: Legendary

Set: Multiverse Legends Type: Legendary Creature — Elf Noble Rarity: Rare Cost: {B}{B}{B} Whenever Ayara

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature

"Each night as Master Dosan prays to the kami

I had a premonition

and the Unbeholden

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Human Barbarian Soldier Set: Multiverse Legends Type: LegendarySet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .